The next day, I had an unrelated incident with a sprinkler valve inlet pipe rupturing, due to corrosion (galvanized pipe. Since this situation caused me to lose water service to the house, Charlie sent someone over that day to do an emergency cap off. It was then explained what could be done to provide a permanent fix (basically replacing the old galvanized pipe and creating a new sprinkler valve manifold). A quote was given and the full repair was scheduled for the following day. All is good now, and the job came out $120 below the estimate.
Last night my kitchen sink decided to start draining slowly so I paid a guy on taskrabbit to come out and unclog the issue... yeah no. he made a mess dripping black slime everyplace and left me with a sink that not only did not drain, but now the piped leaked! YAY thanks! I learned my lesson, im trusting real plumbers from now on :/ texted them at 11pm and they were able to come out first thing this morning. Fixed the clog, cleared the pipes out, and replaced our hot mess cluster of pipes from the previous owner with one clean new pvc pipe.